Trump defense team meets at Four Seasons Landscaping in front of the crematorium. I swear a thorough fight at the parking lot near the adult shop [corrected]

The adult shop manager is also confused by the line of the press.

With Joe Biden sure to win with historic votes, Trump's lawyers held an emergency press conference in the parking lot at the back door of the "Four Seasons Landscaping," which is very similar in name to the Four Seasons Hotel, and expressed their intention to fight in court. rice field.

The Four Seasons Hotel is a luxury hotel on the top floor of Philadelphia's tallest building, but the conference took place in an industrial area 11 miles away. The president also seemed to be rushing to the hotel, tweeting that he would hold a press conference at Four Seasons soon when he was playing golf in the morning, and 30 minutes later he corrected it to "Four Seasons Total Landscaping." I didn't show up at the press conference.

Reporters who rushed to the venue with half-belief suspicion said, "The next door is an adult shop, but I wonder if it fits in this place ...". (Supplement: Adult shops are not next to the conference venue, but near the venue.)

I've arrived at Four Seasons Landscaping. It's next to an adult book store called Fantasy Island. Pic.twitter.com/hMy9JP8X5R

There is a barbed wire in the neighborhood and a crematorium opposite.

This is the scene outside Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Pic.twitter.com/o5TXJ8bxkt

However, the hotel officially tweeted, "This hotel is not the venue. The venue is Four Seasons Total Landscaping. It has nothing to do with our hotel."

To clarify, President Trump's press conference will NOT be held at Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia.It will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping— no relation with the hotel.

When the anxiety reached its climax, the Trump defense team appeared and the press conference started.

When Giuliani, the former mayor of New York City, who was the mayor of the defense team, was confident that he would win the case with a sign of caution against dangerous goods, Biden's breaking news came in one after another, and there was one act that was upset like this in the question and answer session.

Reporter "Biden seems to be right"

Giuliani "Who is saying that?"

Reporter "All broadcasting stations"

Giuliani "Broadcasting station, don't be stupid even though the judge didn't say it. The election result isn't decided by the station, it's decided by the court."

I looked up at the heavens and tried to make a fool of myself, but the defense team's allegations were already dismissed by courts around the world due to insufficient evidence, so the flag color is not good. Former NJ Governor Chris Christie (former lawyer / prosecutor), an aide to Corona with Trump, said that there is no legal basis for the appeal. It seems that the fluctuation of the facial expression of the person behind tells everything ... Since the de facto defeat interview was at the Four Seasons Landscaping Parking Lot, the scriptwriter of the late-night laughing show said, "I can't think of such a punch line for 800 years."

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium. Pic. twitter.com/P45HV1daD9

President Trump, who had been silent for several hours after breaking news, sent a tweet in all capital letters as soon as he came back to life.

THE OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. THEM!

"Witnesses have been locked out of the ballot counting office" and "injustice has been committed", but there is no evidence of that. In the fierce battle states of Nevada and Pennsylvania, the only win was that Pennsylvania was allowed to reduce the distance from 6m to 1.8m, complaining that "the witnesses were too far away to see", and was present in the camp's complaint. It is a premise.

It is also an argument to say that "the absentee ballot and the mail ballot are not good at collating signatures", and in reality, they are double-checked and triple-checked, so fraud is almost impossible. On the contrary, President Trump, who called for "people who voted by mail to vote again at the polling place," is accused of inciting double voting.

Even on Saturday, one night after Biden's victory declaration, Trump wrote a false alert saying "I won by a large margin". There is information that his family has been persuaded to declare defeat, but it seems that it will take some time before he admits the loss.

The American people are dancing in the streets. Bells are ringing in Paris. Fireworks are going off in London and in my town in Wisconsin right this moment. You lost. The people are joyful and celebrating. You've been thrown off your high throne , buddy, and it's a long way down. Pic.twitter.com/IJY4Sz21re

Correction / Addition [2020/11/25] Castration → vain, next door → correction to neighborhood. We also added a supplement to Richard Hall's tweet.